Missing Emails Found, Frozen in Carbonite
Because everything having anything to do with politics is disgusting and frustrating, the missing Bush administration emails that could potentially implicate senior officials in numerous scandals won't be made public until 2022.
I'm thinking about going into the IST Stasis Chamber until then. Probably a bad idea, since the Kennedy stuff hasn't even come out yet, but a nice, long freeze nap sounds nice.
Maybe I'll just set the controls for 2012 when Holy Joe is up for re-election. That should be fun.

























