Censure Motion Found Motionless in Pool of Own Blood

Senator Feingold may just have to settle for not being an embarrassment like most of the other (ball-less, cowering) Democrats.

This despite the compelling testimony of Nixon White House counselor John Dean, who called Bush's domestic spying worse than Watergate. Ancient Senator Orrin Hatch nearly dropped his bag. He shot back, "Quit trying to score political points." Dean called on the Senate to do something, even if they considered censure too severe.

Too severe? This is congress! The body that brought Mark McGwire to tears. The body that launched Bill Clinton into the sun for getting head.

Butch up and crush Bush already!

Chairman Arlen "Magic Bullet" Specter grudgingly said Feingold's resolution "provides a forum for the discussion of issues which really ought to be considered in greater depth than they have been."

Well? Start digging Senator.

VIDEO: Senator Lindsay Graham is a real dick, and doesn't know dick about Dick Nixon (via Bradblog).
VIDEO: The RNC is already running ads about the censure bill (via Crooks and Liars). Give you a hint, they start by talking about 9/11. Be afraid. Be very afraid.