President Bush's Letter back to Ahmadinejad--A Modest Proposal
by
The Station Agent
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran wrote to President Bush proposing "new solutions" to the ongoing dispute between the U.S. and Iran.
Details of the letter have not been provided.
When asked if the letter would lead to negotiations, Iranian spokesman Gholam-Hossein Elham told a news conference, "For the time being, it's just a letter."
I know that President Bush doesn't like reading or writing, so I've decided to provide my services:
Dear Ahmadinejad,
I decided not to read your letter. Kiss my
butt, commie. Heh, heh, heh, meh, heh.
Sincerely,
The Decider.
I know it's not the direction that a lot of liberals would have taken given the opportunity to ghost write a letter for the President, but you have to write for the man's voice.
VIDEO: BBC covers the love letter.
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