Wednesday, October 31, 2007

A Tale of Bad Pumpkins

Or, Something's Rotten in the Pumpkin Patch

Hi, Station Agent here. I'm following the example of the Unruly Mob and bumping this great post by my buddy Jumper for Halloween. Like every great holiday tale, this one should be re-told every year.

by Jump to the Left

of the Unruly Mob @ LesEnrages.Org

Once upon a time, there was a pumpkin patch. The pumpkins were foolish, and allowed a very bad ruler to come to power:

Pumpkin Ruler


The Pumpkin Ruler was self-indulgent, crude, and not very bright:

Pumpkin Butt


He kept company with some other nasty pumpkins:

Pumpkin GOP Congress


Together, they did some very bad things:

Pumpkin Torture


The other pumkins weren't too worried, though, because they were satisifed being consumers:

Pumpkin Satisfied Consumers


One day, however, the pumpkins learned that one of the Pumpkin Ruler's friends was not very nice to the little pumpkins:

Pumpkin Foley


This made the other pumpkins feel bad:

Pumpkin Disgust with GOP


Then, they learned that it was not an isolated event:

Pumpmkin GOP with Pages


The Pumpkin Ruler started to give the other pumpkins a very bad feeling inside. They finally realized that they needed to purge themselves of the Pumpkin Ruler:

Pumpkins Removing Ruler from Patch


So they rid themselves of the Rotten Pumpkin, and there was Peace in the pumpkin patch.

Cross Posted at Les Enrages

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