by George W. Bush.
We face a deadly enemy America.
It is an enemy that we as a country cannot appease. We can not be appeasers like the Europeans of days of yore... Back in World War II days--can't, uh, be like they were and appease! Heh, heh, heh.
This enemy I'm talking about, Meric-uh, is the Sun.
The sun hates us... uh, for our freedom.
Right now the sun has smoked a hole in the Ozium layer. The ozium layer is all screwed up. And it's making things hot in 'Nantarti-cuh.
Here's what German Press Agency has on it:
Washington- The US space agency NASA announced Thursday that atmospheric scientists in recent weeks observed the largest hole in the ozone layer ever recorded over the Southern Hemisphere. Gaps in the ozone layer, which blocks much of the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays, expand and contract over time but are blamed primarily on human activity that releases chlorine and bromine gases that destroy zone. Depleted ozone patches are especially exposed at Earth's poles.Heh, heh, heh.
"From September 21 to 30, the average area of the ozone hole was the largest ever observed, at 10.6 million square miles," Paul Newman, atmospheric scientist at NASA's Goddard Space Flight Centre, said in a statement.
The ozone hole reported over the Antarctic was larger than the surface area of North America.
Meric-uh, the people in the Democrat party would just say, "Let the Sun have Nantartria, Our oceans protect us from the sun."
Well, I'm here to tell you, "You can't cut and run, from the sun!"
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Tags: George Bush, Global Warming, Al Gore, The Apocalypse.