From the Young Conservatives of
Chapter announced today that they will be displaying an "ACLU Nativity Scene" on the West Mall of the campus on Monday and Tuesday, December 4th and 5th. The group's intent is to raise awareness on the extremity of the ACLU, and bring to light its secular-progressive efforts to remove Christmas from the public sphere. The display, the first of its kind in the nation, will feature characters that are quite a bit different than the standard creche.I think I'm going to deploy a team of my most hearty gay penguins to go pee on their diorama.
"We've got Gary and Joseph instead of Mary and Joseph in order to symbolize ACLU support for homosexual marriage, and of course there isn't a Jesus in the manger," said Chairman Tony McDonald. "The three Wise Men are Lenin, Marx, and Stalin because the founders of the ACLU were strident supporters of Soviet style Communism. The whole scene is a tongue-in-cheek way of showing the many ways that the ACLU and the far left are out of touch with the values of mainstream America."
The scene will also display a terrorist shepherd and an angel in the form of Nancy Pelosi.
"The ACLU and other left-wing extremist groups are working diligently to destroy American's rights to the free expression of religion," said Executive Director Joseph Wyly. "We've already seen in an attempt to censor the nativity by a city government this week. It's just more evidence that there is a War on Christmas being waged by the far-left in this country."
By the way something, the penguins have a plan for fixing this whole global warming thing, too (h/t Russ).
VIDEO: From last year's War on Christmas--Sam Seder pwns Bob Knight.
Tags: Penguins, War on the ACLU, War on Christmas, Wankers.