The Sports News--Barry Bonds Breaks Home Run Record, Hulk Hogan Speaks Out on Steroids, Rugby Scores, Antarctic Marathon

As far as I can tell the Democrats are still sniveling punks that do not deserve to be supported in anyway shape or form. So, because no one asked for it, here's...

The Sports News:

• You may have heard, Barry Bonds broke the career home run record with a blast over the center field wall at some stadium in San Fransisco with a ridiculous corporate name. IST's Sports Department policy states in paragraph three, sub-section B, that I don't recognize corporate naming rights for stadiums. Congrats to Bonds, even though his record is tainted, I don't think Barry Bonds ever used steroids in an attempt to gain an unfair advantage, rather, I think he used them as a way to negate the unfair advantages of others. That's no excuse, but the blame can be spread around quite a bit, with the most blame going to MLB Commissioner Bud Selig. You suck, Bud.
• Speaking of steroids, pro wrestlers are dying like flies as a result of steroid abuse and other health concerns resulting from the way the business has been run for... well, forever. The Hulkster is speaking out.
• Since you can't watch the best sport in the world here in America, here's the Rugby scores: On Saturday in Twickenham, London, England CRUSHED Wales 62-5 in a World Cup warm up. In another warm-up held in Velez Sarsfield, Buenos Aires, Argentina OBLITERATED Chile 70-14. Next Month in France, World Cup 2007... the shit will go down.
• In local sports news... There ain't none. Well, not since February, when 145 people finished a marathon. Whaaa?

Okay, that's enough sports news. Bush impeached yet? [Sigh]. The strike continues.

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