The Mile High Club Ain't What It Used To Be
by
Kvatch
Singapore (f-A-ke. P.) -
Launch customer for the new Airbus "super jumbo", Singapore Airlines, announced today that there will be no 'hanky-panky' going on in the A380's luxurious 'double suites'.
"We simply feel that there is no place for that sort of behavior on our aircraft," said company spokesperson, No Moh Bang, at a news conference where bans on Viagra, Cialis, oysters, powdered rhino horn, and green M&M's were also announced.
It is not clear at this time, if Singapore will continue it's highly successful 'Get A Room' campaign.
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