What I want to know is, what is Simon so calm for? What world is this lightweight living in? We're up to our asses in the apocalypse here, and this putz is worried about anger issues? It's shit like this that ignites Edwards's rage.
So, late Thursday night, when John Edwards has won Iowa, or comes in second or third, I want him to find Tom Harkin and a crowd full of fired up Iowans and tell them that he's going to go to New Hampshire and South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and that we're going to California and Texas and New York and that he's going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan and finally to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House. Byah!
It should look like this, but with a four hundred dollar haircut:
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