Seriously, I know so many people who don't care if the name under the Big "D" is Dancer, Prancer, Clinton or Blitzen. It can be Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Barry Obama or the Dalai Lama.Hook us up, Pennsylvania! Mikey and the Station Agent need you to finish off this stupid phase of this stupid campaign, today! Please? I'll let you guys stay at the station if McCain wins and makes North America uninhabitable by humans after the inevitable nuclear holocaust on day one. That's Johnny Mac--ready for apocalypse on day one. If Barack and Hillary keep clawing each others' eyes out for the next six weeks we're gonna lose. It's up to you Pennsylvanians!
Well, that sounded good last year, but over the past two months, the actions and words of Hillary Clinton have gone from being merely disappointing to downright disgusting. I guess the debate last week was the final straw. I've watched Senator Clinton and her husband play this game of appealing to the worst side of white people, but last Wednesday, when she hurled the name "Farrakhan" out of nowhere, well that's when the silly season came to an early end for me. She said the "F" word to scare white people, pure and simple. Of course, Obama has no connection to Farrakhan. But, according to Senator Clinton, Obama's pastor does -- AND the "church bulletin" once included a Los Angeles Times op-ed from some guy with Hamas! No, not the church bulletin!
This sleazy attempt to smear Obama was brilliantly explained the following night by Stephen Colbert. He pointed out that if Obama is supported by Ted Kennedy, who is Catholic, and the Catholic Church is led by a Pope who was in the Hitler Youth, that can mean only one thing: OBAMA LOVES HITLER!
By the way something, I'm glad Moore got this out of the way now, because during the general election the Republican noise makers would have blown right into their party favors over and over all day and night and my ears can't take that stuff no mo'.