My theory is that he's doing what an awful poker player does. He goes over the top every hand no matter what cards he has. Right now he's looking at this:
Then flapping his flippers and squacking, "Meh, I'm all in, meh!"
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Explaining Cheney
by
Jay Allbritton
Dick Cheney's recent behavior has been so strange that everyone has a theory about why this guy is self-destructing before our eyes. Oliver Willis sarcastically attributes Cheney's behavior, which now includes speaking out on EFCA, to a secret desire to help Democrats.
My theory is that he's doing what an awful poker player does. He goes over the top every hand no matter what cards he has. Right now he's looking at this:
Then flapping his flippers and squacking, "Meh, I'm all in, meh!"
My theory is that he's doing what an awful poker player does. He goes over the top every hand no matter what cards he has. Right now he's looking at this:
Then flapping his flippers and squacking, "Meh, I'm all in, meh!"
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