John Boehner is On to Our Socialist Plot

Boehner's response to the passage of health care reform in the House:

I came here to renew the American Dream, so my kids and their kids have the same opportunities I had. I came here to fight big-government monstrosities like this bill that dim the light of freedom and diminish opportunity for future generations.

We would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling emo House Minority Leader and his pesky "light of freedom" card.