Two Commercials That Need to Die

Seems like there's always one or two commercials that just will not stop playing no matter how bad they are, and I don't watch a lot of TV!

First up--the fucking juice drinks and soda lady who's scared shitless of the possibility that the government might raise taxes on juice drinks and soda. Not juice, mind you, juice drinks.



The second one is the Direct TV ad with Dave Spade and Chris Farley. Seriously, Spade, you used to shit down the necks of celebrities that took tone deaf jobs like this. He not only did this horrible bit, he defended the decision by claiming Farley would have liked it and that the Direct TV spots are cool. Is a check getting that hard to come by? Go back on tour, dude. You were funny once. This is an abomination: