
Despite having zero religious authority, Lybian leader Moammar Gadhafi
called for a jihad on Thursday against Switzerland. For those of you that haven't been following along, the Swiss pissed Gadhafi off royally back in 2008, when they detained Gadhafi's son and his wife for a few days when they were accused of beating up their servants.

Gadhafi's son's name? Hannibal. So, not only do the Swiss have to look out for Gadhafi's call that "the masses of Muslims must go to all airports in the Islamic world and prevent any Swiss plane landing, to all harbors and prevent any Swiss ships docking, inspect all shops and markets to stop any Swiss goods being sold," they also have to look out for Carthaginian war elephants coming over the Alps.
Gadhafi is pretending that a referendum that banned minarets in Switzerland is the motive behind his call to jihad. Incidentally, a Swiss politician named Daniel Streich, a member of the Swiss People’s Party, who worked on the minaret ban has since
converted to Islam. Just not a fan of minarets, I guess.
Lybia's been spoiling for a fight with someone or other since January of 2006, when Lybia
lashed out at Denmark in the wake of the whole Muhammad cartoon affair. Now, as it was then, no one is taking Gadhafi seriously, least of all Omar el-Sanie, the director of Geneva's mosque, who laughed out loud when he heard Gadhafi's statement. "Do you know what the word jihad means?" he asked an AP writer. "It means you have to sacrifice your life for what you are doing. God knows why he said that."
The Swiss have been on my shitlist for a while because their banks are havens for tax evasion. Last month
Democracy Now! asked why the whistle-blower who exposed billions of dollars hidden in Swiss banks is the only one in the case going to prison.