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Friday, February 26, 2010

Well Played, Matthews

by Jay Allbritton
Great line by, of all people, Chris Matthews tonight on his show. One of his hammy guests brought up the unlikelihood that Sarah Palin would be able to find China on the map. While his other guest-bot went into protect Sarah-mode, Matthews slid in this beaut:
With Randy Scheunemann running her campaign, I'm afraid she'd find China and go to war with it.
Matthews has good reason to fear Scheunemann obtaining significant power. Scheunemann played a major role in the brinkmanship between Russia and Georgia. This guy is a war waiting to happen.

I haven't watched Matthews much in the last six months or so, but he was much improved tonight. I'll check back in another six and we'll see what he's got happening.

Gadhafi Declares Somewhat Holy, Somewhat Punic War

by Jay Allbritton
Despite having zero religious authority, Lybian leader Moammar Gadhafi called for a jihad on Thursday against Switzerland. For those of you that haven't been following along, the Swiss pissed Gadhafi off royally back in 2008, when they detained Gadhafi's son and his wife for a few days when they were accused of beating up their servants.

Gadhafi's son's name? Hannibal. So, not only do the Swiss have to look out for Gadhafi's call that "the masses of Muslims must go to all airports in the Islamic world and prevent any Swiss plane landing, to all harbors and prevent any Swiss ships docking, inspect all shops and markets to stop any Swiss goods being sold," they also have to look out for Carthaginian war elephants coming over the Alps.

Gadhafi is pretending that a referendum that banned minarets in Switzerland is the motive behind his call to jihad. Incidentally, a Swiss politician named Daniel Streich, a member of the Swiss People’s Party, who worked on the minaret ban has since converted to Islam. Just not a fan of minarets, I guess.

Lybia's been spoiling for a fight with someone or other since January of 2006, when Lybia lashed out at Denmark in the wake of the whole Muhammad cartoon affair. Now, as it was then, no one is taking Gadhafi seriously, least of all Omar el-Sanie, the director of Geneva's mosque, who laughed out loud when he heard Gadhafi's statement. "Do you know what the word jihad means?" he asked an AP writer. "It means you have to sacrifice your life for what you are doing. God knows why he said that."

The Swiss have been on my shitlist for a while because their banks are havens for tax evasion. Last month Democracy Now! asked why the whistle-blower who exposed billions of dollars hidden in Swiss banks is the only one in the case going to prison.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Wait For It....

by Jay Allbritton
This video is called, "The Evolution Of Life in 60 Seconds".

The Evolution Of Life in 60 Seconds from universe on Vimeo.

You Were Governor of Alaska, Now You Can Go to College

by Jay Allbritton
In a mind-numbing conversation with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, Bill O'Reilly suggested that Sarah Palin should go to college. Not real college, mind you, but some kind of college equivalent where she learns stuff from her advisers.

O'Reilly said, "Sarah Palin needs to go to college. Political college, world affairs college, and she is. She's hired a bunch of advisers and they're giving her a whole bunch of tracks to learn, because it is a sophisticated deal."

Sounds sophisticated, indeed. Hiring a bunch of advisers is college? How expensive is that option, and why didn't I know about this? I have a feeling I could have spent a lot less time and money (yeah...) home-colleging it up with Republican operatives than I spent at the University of Florida.

Problem is, it seems that her teachers are learning from her, rather than the other way around--another aide just quit before the job was done. Time to hire a new professor.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Hope for Darfur?

by Jay Allbritton
Sudan's President, who is a wanted war criminal, says the seven-year conflict in Darfur is over. The government and the most powerful rebel group signed a cease-fire agreement that calls for the sides to reach a final peace deal by March 15.

Did they really pick the Ides of March?

Here's a report from Al Jazeera.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

He Was Talking About Some Other Thomas Paine

by Jay Allbritton
The Turks mock Glenn Beck for mocking history and reality by claiming that Thomas Paine was his generation's version of Glenn Beck.

Chris Kelly has more.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

CPAC Is Counterproductive for Republicans, Fun for Maddow

by Jay Allbritton
Nothing really new about my take on CPAC--that conference is killing the Republicans. It's making fools out of the party's most viable presidential candidates (Romney and Pawlenty) while it elevates the candidate most marginalized from the party's establishment, money bomber Ron Paul. Sarah Palin did not speak while the hilarious Rick Santorum actually showed up primed for a presidential run. Santorum finished with only a dismal 2 percent in the annual CPAC straw poll, but he's not sweating it.

Someone who came in two percent worse in the straw poll that Santorum, Rachel Maddow, also was not sweating it:

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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Long Live Firefly

by Jay Allbritton
Cute line from the most recent episode of the sitcom, Big Bang Theory.

Friday, February 19, 2010

More Snowy Winters, Global Warming Denial to Come

by Jay Allbritton
According to scientists, there are a lot more bad ass winters to come.

The culprit?
Cyclical patterns of heating and cooling—as opposed to long-term global warming—could herald a coming period of harsher U.S. winters, [Meteorologist Joe] Bastardi told National Geographic News.

"We know that Earth's cycles are changing," he said. "The Pacific is cooling. The Atlantic will join it in several years. When you get an El NiƱo with a cold Pacific, you get crazy winters in the East."

Still, other scientists say global warming is the main culprit behind this month's eastern-U.S. snowstorms—and it could cause more heavy snowfalls in future winters.

Attributing snowstorms to warmer weather seems contradictory, but climate scientist Amanda Staudt says relatively warmer weather causes more water to be evaporated from the oceans and thus creates more moisture for winter storms, as long as temperatures remain below freezing.
Staudt went on to say, "I think there's overwhelming evidence that global warming is happening and that human activity is responsible for it."

Meanwhile, in an attempt to out-crazy the field running for his seat as Governor of Texas, Rick Perry is suing the Environmental Protection Agency on behalf of Texas because that agency decided to regulate greenhouse gases as a pollutant.

Perry is facing challenges from the right and left of his own party. Yes, there may very well be someone to the right of Perry. Everyone knows Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison is considered to be somewhat moderate compared to Perry, but the race got complicated when Debra Medina jumped in. She says she's not a secessionist, but at a rally she had this to say, "We are aware that stepping off into secession may in fact be a bloody war. We understand that the tree of freedom is occasionally watered with the blood tyrants and patriots."

The Dallas Morning News takes a closer look at Medina.

A recent poll has Perry in the lead with 46% to Hutchinson's 36%.
Medina was at 17%.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Osama Bin Laden Almost Killed Bill Clinton

by Jay Allbritton
I'm listening to a podcast of NPR host Terry Gross's interview writer Ken Gormley, who has a new book out called The Death of American Virtue: Clinton vs. Starr. Gormley is a very engaging guest and when the price drops significantly, I will buy a copy of the book, which offers several new revelations into a highly annoying time in our history. One such revelation is Gormley's tale of finding a copy of the draft indictment of Hillary Clinton.

An even bigger revelation is only tangentially related to the ever-morphing Whitewater/Vince Foster/Paula Jones/Monica Lewinsky investigation. But it's pretty big.

Stay with me...

Wait for it...

Osama bin Laden tried to kill Bill Clinton in 1996, with explosives hidden below a bridge in the Phillipines, where the president was attending the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation forum.

Apparently this nugget was reported on near the end of last year by the Telegraph. I missed this because the story broke while I was in South Florida dealing with Christmas insanity.

They wrote:
The foiled attack came during Mr Clinton's visit to the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation forum in the city in 1996.

At one point during his stay, he was scheduled to visit a local politician, his route taking him across a bridge in central Manila.

But as the presidential motorcade was about to set off, secret service officers received a "crackly message in one earpiece" saying intelligence agents had picked up a message suggesting an attack was imminent.

The transmission used the words "bridge" and "wedding" – a terrorists code word for assassination.

The motorcade was quickly re-routed and American agents later discovered a bomb had been planted under the bridge.

The subsequent US investigation into the plot "revealed that it had been masterminded by a Saudi terrorist living in Afghanistan – a man named Osama bin Laden".

Although al Qaeda members have admitted targeting Mr Clinton in the 1990s, no evidence has previously emerged suggesting the group's leader was involved or that the terrorists came close to succeeding.

Ken Gormley, an American law professor, said he was told by Louis Merletti, the former director of the Secret Service, of the bomb plot.

In The Death of American Virtue: Clinton vs Starr, Prof Gormley wrote: "The thwarted assassination attempt was never made public.

"It remained top secret except to select members of the US intelligence community."
Can you imagine that alternate reality? I won't even go into it. it does add a new veneer of credibility to Clinton's post 9/11 claim that he ordered Bin Laden's death in 1998. I'm surprised he waited that long.

Speaking of bin Laden and bridges, did you hear the one about how Osama's half-brother, Sheikh Tarik, plans to build a massive bridge connecting Djibouti to Yemen. According to this pay site, contracts for the project will be awarded later this year. What could possibly go wrong?

By the way something, that Ken Starr guy, he's now president of his own university! Hope no one impeaches him or anything.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Godspeed, Haloscan

by Jay Allbritton
You were just too beautiful for this world. And while I will miss this service, I am waaaaaaay too cheap to pay for the commenting system that HS has evolved into. At present, I am trying to communicate with HS via email in order to explore the possibility of them exporting my comments to Blogger's (ahem! clunky) commenting system. If it doesn't work out, then, perhaps, we can consider this an important life exercise in letting go. At least blogger didn't indiscriminately delete my blog--yet.

UPDATE: Okay, I have successfully exported all 7,219 of this blog's comments. If you want to export your Haloscan comments, the link to do so is here. Now I just have to figure out how to import them... And then strip Haloscan out of my html. This could take a while, since I am way too busy for this right now. Bear with me.

UPDATE #2: You may have noticed the blog looks better than ever... NOT! Importing the comments failed, so I'm trying again with a new template. Hopefully things will be back to normal relatively soon.

UPDATE #3: Well, we got us the worst case scenario. I have learned at this hour, that blogger will not import Haloscan comments. So, we start anew. As for the template, who knows? Maybe I'll revert to the old one. I'm not working on this crap anymore tonight.

Monday, February 15, 2010

See You in 2016, Senator Bayh

by Jay Allbritton
Seems clear to me that retiring Senator Evan Almighty Bayh is going to run for president in 2016. A lot of people are speculating that Bayh is prepping a 2012 challenge to Obama. That wouldn't get very far. Since Bayh is to Obama's right, Bayh would have no traction whatsoever with the base.

I actually look forward to the opportunity to work for the best of Bayh's opponents in the 2016 primary. Al Gore and/or Howard Dean would be my ideal choices, but there aren't many Democrats worse than Bayh out there (Zell Miller and Joe Lieberman come to mind).

While it's too early to think about what's going to happen two elections from now, it's not too early for Bayh to a great deal of grandstanding. He already hates Congress. "To put it in words most Hoosiers can understand: I love working for the people of Indiana, I love helping our citizens make the most of their lives, but I do not love Congress," Bayh said Monday. Adios Sen. Bayh. We'll see you again real soon.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Greg Fitzsimmons Pisses All Over Trickle Down Economics

by Jay Allbritton
No deal! I want more!

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Memo to the Obama Administration: It's Called a Talking Point, Look Into It

by Jay Allbritton
A recent CBS News/New York Times poll asked, "In general, do you think the Obama Administration has increased taxes for most Americans, decreased taxes for most Americans or have they kept taxes the same for most Americans?"

Only 12 percent of the people they asked answered the question correctly. 24 percent said that the Obama administration has raised taxes and 53 percent said they kept taxes the same.

This is an incredible PR victory for the opposition and an incredible communications failure by the White House, which has consistently had trouble getting simple truths to penetrate wave after wave of distortion. The most populist thing any administration can do is cut taxes. When Bush cut taxes we heard about it seemingly every time any Republican was on the air. It may be possible that no one could manage the White House communications office any better than the people running it now, since they are up against an unprecedented level of obstruction. But it's hard to say that anyone could do any worse.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Quentin Tarantino Talks About Inglorious Basterds With Rachel Maddow

by Jay Allbritton
I still haven't seen all the Best Picture Nominees yet, but this one, along with Hurt Locker, seem like worthy contenders, meaning they're better than some of the films that have won in past years. Also, excellent attire, Quentin.

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Clear Cooling Trend Started in August

by Jay Allbritton
The Daily Show went to town on one of my pet peeves--pretending winter, even a severe one, disproves global warming.

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By the way something, Gore didn't invent the theory of Global Warming.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

My Favorite Things--Novels by David Derrico

by Jay Allbritton
Due to a nice jolt administered to the publishing world by the proliferation of e-book readers, suddenly, deserving writers have a real opportunity to reach their audience. Novelist (and former lawyer) David Derrico, a good friend of mine for many years, wrote two excellent science fiction novels--Right Ascension and it's sequel, Declination--back in the early part of the decade. Like many other quality works, Dave's novels did not find a niche in the marketplace, and by the middle of the decade, they were languishing on the shelf.

These works recently were given new life by the popularity of Amazon's Kindle. With the obstacle of having to be anointed by a publishing company out of the way, Dave's novels are now competing with with some of the biggest names in science fiction on their own merits. It is with a great deal of satisfaction that I can report his e-book sales are skyrocketing; it's currently ranked in the top ten in war, adventure and techno-thrillers.

I don't do much selling on this blog, but if you're interested in science fiction, you can't beat the price of these books--$0.99. If you like them, please remember to give him a positive review on Amazon--that sort of thing matters quite a bit.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Colbert Drops F-Bomb and R-Bomb on Palin

by Jay Allbritton
Good Lord, I try. I swear, I try to ignore tea parties and Sarah Palin and Republicans in general because really there's nothing there to talk about. The people who buy into this caka (like this Bush Billboard) flung at anyone to the left of Tom Coburn. Any response at all (and MSNBC took this bait all day) makes it worse.

Any response, that is, except, perhaps, for the response of Stephen Colbert:
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Having said that, I really appreciated Rachel Maddow's painstaking contextualization of Tom Tancredo's super-racist, convention-opening salvo.

Monday, February 08, 2010

Break Me Off a Million or Two, Chairman Steele

by Jay Allbritton
During a debate with DLC plant Harold Ford, Jr., RNC Chair Michael Steele said the following:
Trust me, after taxes, a million dollars is not a lot of money.
See, rich people, I'm not asking that much. Just make your checks for $1 million dollars payable to Jay Allbritton. Send them to Ice Station Tango, South Pole, Antarctica. No worries, I'll pay the taxes on it.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Sarah Palin Stole My Line!

by Jay Allbritton
In March 2008, I used the term "Lamestream media" in this post to refer to the mainstream media.

To my consternation, Sarah Palin is now using the phrase.

From Huffington Post:

In a speech that was often pointed but rarely substantive, Palin touched on many of the socially and political divisive topics that have impassioned the Tea Party movement and turned it into a significant factor in the upcoming midterm elections.

She took digs at Obama for using teleprompters and blaming George W. Bush for the problems he inherited. She lambasted the "lamestream media" for their biases against conservative candidates and lashed out even harder at those who want to paint the Tea Party crowd as "ideologically extreme" and consider "a candidate's children fair game."

Obviously she didn't steal it from me, although I did consider the possibility, but this does make me feel like a total hack for coming up with a term that she would use in her speeches. Frankly, her attack made me want to defend the media, but they are sooooooo effing lame.

Of course, a simple Google search reveals that at least one, and probably more than one, blogger beat me to the term as early as 2007. That's the internet for you, lots of original people coming up with ideas that then become intellectual run-off and wind up in all sorts of undesirable places like political speeches. Goes with the territory.

For instance in 2007, a right-wing uber-racist beat me to the coining of the phrase "intellectual run-off". So, I'm 0-2 just in this post. That'll be enough phase coining for today.

And They Pass The Savings Along to You

by Jay Allbritton
Shell and Chevron are having some real problem with the locals in Nigeria and Ecuador, respectively. China is also making a move for Nigerian oil at the expense of both of these companies and several others.

Meanwhile, Iraq's oil is up for bid. How could that be bad?

Young Turks Host Sam Seder Webcast

by Jay Allbritton
On Friday Sam Seder did a 90-minute webcast on The Young Turks.Com. You can download the audio or watch the video here. Thanks, TYT!

Speaking of the Turks, host Cenk Uygur reports that some fire departments around the country are charging people for putting out fires. I thought it felt like I was living in a libertarian dystopia and it turns out I was right.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Shelby Issues Blanket Hold of All Obama Nominees

by Jay Allbritton
As soon as the 41st Republican was sworn in, Alabama Republican Senator Richard Shelby, who is pissed at the White House because a $35 billion deal with Northrop Grumman wound up being voided, issued a blanket hold on all Obama nominees. I fully expect a fierce strikeback from the Democrats any minute now. It's going to be crushing. Just watch. Harry Reid will not stand for this kind of thing. They messed with the wrong political party this time.

Anywho, Think Progress looks back at a time when Sen. Shelby was beside himself with indignation because Democrats would not allow up or down votes. of the blanket hold, MyDD's Charles Lemos wrote, "This isn't government, this is hostage-taking."

Steve Benen has more on the filibustery nature of the Republican super-minority in the Senate. There is growing sentiment for "filibuster reform," even as the Republicans gleefully eye a juicy filibuster of the upcoming jobs bill. I'm sure the Senate will get right on that. I assume that kind of thing can't be filibustered, because that would just be hysterical.

UPDATE: Harry Reid pulled a stunt similar to Shelby's in 2004, TPM explains how it was the same and how it was very different.

Stewart Issues Measured Criticism of Hyperbolic, Violent Rhetoric

by Jay Allbritton
Stewart will shit down your neck and then rip your head off if you disagree with him.
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Health Care Will Get Fixed In Another Life, Brutha

by Jay Allbritton
Warning: If you haven't watched Lost this week, don't read this post.

After watching the season premier of Lost, in which we learned that Jack's nuclear bomb gambit worked in one reality, and did not work in another reality, I'm once again reminded of my long held theory that a similar divergence happened in 2000, when George W. Bush was named the winner of that year's presidential election. Iin 2006, SNL depicted the reality from which we diverged. Family Guy took a shot at it as well.

Ah, what a world. Too bad we're stuck in this one.

From the L.A. Times:
Reporting from Washington - In a stark reminder of growing costs, the government has released a new estimate that healthcare spending grew to a record 17.3% of the U.S. economy last year, marking the largest one-year jump in its share of the economy since the government started keeping such records half a century ago.

The almost $2.5 trillion spent in 2009 was $134 billion more than the previous year, when healthcare consumed 16.2% of the gross domestic product, according to an annual report by independent actuaries at the federal Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, or CMS, scheduled for release Thursday.

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I'm warning you now, prepare for plenty of gratuitous Lost references for the next sixteen weeks or so.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Jon Stewart Visits the old Crank

by Jay Allbritton
For whatever reason, I had a hard time getting Fox News clips to embed on this blog, but you can head on over to Huffington Post to check out Jon Stewart's spirited appearance on the O'Reilly Factor. There's really nothing new here, but it's always amusing to me to see these guys spar over the con game that is Fox News.

I Deem This to be Awesome

by Jay Allbritton
I guess the producers hung with Mel a little bit too long here.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

This is Hard, Because AC/DC is Cool

by Jay Allbritton
Believe me, I never thought the day would come when I would defend Bono against someone as rad as Brian Johnson of AC/DC. The dude looks like a cab driver and he gets up on stage and sounds a lot like the band's previous singer, the late, great Bon Scott, which worked out for everyone--AC/DC got a lead singer and a ride to the airport. But sadly that day has come, because Brian Johnson has lashed out at Bono for his very public charity work.

Johnson said this:
When I was a working man I didn't want to go to a concert for some bastard to talk down to me that I should be thinking of some kid in Africa. I'm sorry mate, do it yourself, spend some of your own money and get it done. It just makes me angry. I become all tyrannical... Do a charity gig, fair enough, but not on worldwide television... I do it myself, I don't tell everybody I'm doing it. I don't tell everybody they should give money - they can't afford it.
Brian Johnson, dude, I really dug the "Back in Black" thing, but man, you're out of your element. You are masking the worst kind of elitism with a working class smoke screen. Yes, Bono is way over the top. You know what, Brian? He needs to be. You know why, Brian? Because most people--almost everybody--doesn't do the following thing: Ever think about Africa.

I get that people from the working class that you used to be in are going through a relatively tough time, but compared to the horrible shit that goes on routinely in Africa? Come on now.

Also, Brian, you just told everyone that you give to charity. So, you kinda broke your code there.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

The Only Thing That Matters is That I Think That it's Duck Season Long Enough to Elect the Wabbit

by Jay Allbritton
I saw an amazing debate on Hardball tonight. Take a look:

Monday, February 01, 2010

The President's Question Time

by Jay Allbritton
This exchange between President Obama and House Republicans is both great democracy at work and also a fine job by the president of making his case to the American people.

Maybe Goldman's CEO can Personally Bail Out Exxon

by Jay Allbritton
What will become of Exxon?

From CNNMoney.com:
NEW YORK-- Exxon Mobil reported a 23% drop in quarterly profit Monday as economic conditions remain challenging, but the energy giant's earnings beat Wall Street's expectations.

The world's largest publicly traded oil company said it earned $6.05 billion in the last three months of 2009, down 23% from $7.82 billion a year earlier. On a per share basis, Exxon said it earned $1.27, a decline of 18% from the fourth quarter of last year.
Maybe they can get Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein to help them out. He's no oilman, just a mere banker, but he's so goddamned talented that he's on the verge of what could be a $$$100 million bonus for the work he did in 2009. One or two days at Exxon and this genius will have them back to peak profits for peak oil. If not, Blankfein can just buy everyone in the company an NHL franchise or a cable news outlet. That'll make everyone happy!~

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